Posts Tagged ‘mccain

06
Jan
09

On The Blogging Road Again

I’m back, kids! My fingers must have been itching, because they readily retained the memorization of my WordPress password  – a good omen I suppose for my return to the ubiquitous blogosphere, my favorite cranny being the neighborhood of dark, naughty angry liberals. Yes, yes, I’ve been gone a while and most of those who know me personally and scanned my writings from time to time have asked, “When are you going to blog again??” Now.

For reals, yo – I was suffering from major blog fatigue. Last year’s election placed us in a historical battle to reclaim the good that The States once were. The stakes could not have been higher and we were literally at the brink of a national, knife-edged decision between a hopeless, abysmal rejection of progress and simple possibility. Every blog, every comment, every opinion and assertion felt not just like sharing my voice – but helping to wage an effort bigger than all of us to help put our country and the world right. Shut up, you cynics – you felt it, too!!

And we triumphed. We whooped some old white man, religioner, anti-intellectual ass! To me, it wasn’t sooooo much that we elected Obama (indeed there will be blogs a-plenty de moi criticizing, constructively, many of Obama’s decisions) – my savored elation had more to do with the rejection of McCain and his joke of a running mate, Palin. To have elected them would have wrought irreparable damage at home and abroad to the pursuit of an improved, tolerant and beneficial community most of us glass-half-fullers choose to foresee.

In those months and moments leading up to Obama taking Pennsylvania and claiming victory, I wrote blog after blog – read innumerable others, gorged on news sites of every persuasion and sought every uncaptured sprinkle of information in a quest to comfort my nervous inner prognosticator. Certainly, I was quite confident from 2007 the Democrats would take the election. The multiple stellar Democratic candidates had the edge on the best the Republicans had to offer – none of whom could satisfactorily unite the anti-intellectual evangelicals with the small government, fiscal conservatives.

But fear of the unknown resonated in my bones and it seemed the only way to quell my anxiety was to participate – to blog.

The blog, however, consumed me. No doubt this government major loves to produce political analysis. But I found myself bound to the blog in ways I had not imagined. Visitors to the site became like crack to me and I counstantly found myself refreshing my page to scan visitor numbers, what searched terms pointed visitors my direction and if any other bloggers linked to my site. The computer had become my pipe.

Everyday, I felt the need to blog. The call was constant and the obligation heavy – akin to laundry, if you will. If we want to change the world, we have to participate and this was my clarion call for the 2008 election. I am a creature of freedom, however, and the obligation to the blogoslavedriver made my enjoyment level wear thin. My ass was sore and my eyes stung from sitting in front of the computer for ungodly amounts of time. I looked at myself on Nov. 5 with jail pale from lack of sunlight. Oh – and finding out I had a hormone deficiency.

So, when the knockout punch was delivered Nov. 4 – the call to blog slackened and I turned to the freedom of days not being psycho, not checking every single one of my bookmarks, not commenting, not needing to find solace in reading blogs espousing views similar to my own, not having anything else to talk about but the election and painfully pretending to be interested in other topics of conversation when interacting with fans of McCain.

I understand I am not alone. Television news ratings are down, talk radio has lost listeners, blog readership has slackened. We all needed to take a collective sigh and wallow in the release of tension built by a two-year presidential election season and the possibility of Sarah “You Betcha” Palin being a heartbeat away from the 3 am phone call. We needed to lick the wounds inflicted by the hypocritical masses of religioners oppressing homosexuals and tarnishing the good name of our country.

While away, I have enjoyed my respite – full of Festivus poles, delicious holiday meals, ungodly amounts of alcohol consumption and a crazy-ass college bowl game series (wtf, Texas Tech and Alabama?!! At least my Longhorns squeezed out a victory against Ohio State. I almost had a MFing heart attack!! We seriously need a college football playoff system).

It’s time to get back on the horse. Riiiide the pony. We only have two weeks left of mistake-of-the-century Bush II – which is amazing and unbelievable and fanfuckingtastic. It’s going to be hard for Obama – he has a monumental task ahead of him and choices to make for which there are no right answers. He will make mistakes, already has actually, and we must respond by voicing our opinion. This is our country, too (remember that, gay-haters).

Bush and Cheney thought the presidency belonged to them and they were wrong and now leave their posts in shame. The presidency belongs to us and we must remind Obama of this as the bubble engulfs him and his position on the pedestal skews his perspective.

Needless to say, I’ve never been afraid to say what I think. Bottom line: I’m back, baby!

And now I’m going to log out so I don’t constantly check viewership numbers. What the hell was wrong with me??

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10
Dec
08

Laughable Joe-The-Plumber Speaks

Reveling in his 15th second of fame, Joe-The-Plumber gave an interview to Glenn Beck to publicize the book he didn’t write in true American capitalism fashion. Can’t really blame the guy. Hell, if this guy wants to shout from the top of the rafters what a jackass he is, then who am I to wish him shushed? Especially when he provides such humorous fodder for my irony-appreciating mental appetite.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, everyone is talking about how Joe is throwing John McCain under the bus – though, none of us would know his name if it weren’t for ole McCain (hey, that rhymes!) – but that is to be expected. Of course the world of the Right would treat their former nominee as a leper – they once hailed him as the Republican antichrist before being forced by the voters to jump on his bandwagon. Joe, obviously a follower of Fox News and radio blowhards, justified his participation in McCain’s campaign by calling him the “lesser of two evils”. Ain’t it funny that he never said that during the campaign?

MESSAGE TO JOE

What really brought home the absurdity of Joe’s reality was his assertion that he likes to think he’s more educated than most when it comes to politics. Right… Joe thinks the U.S. invading Iraq is like someone coming to Jesus and being saved. Joe thinks that a vote for Obama is a vote for the death of Israel. And Joe thinks he’s more educated than most when it comes to politics. Whatevah! Douchebag.

The second thing he said illustrating his “education” is that Sarah Palin is the “real deal” and that “she’s not looking for power.” If Palin is the genuine article – an honest politician – why do she and her staff use personal emails for government business? Why did she appoint wretchedly unqualified friends and donors to her cabinet and government positions? And if she’s not looking for power, why did she lobby her ass off to get to VP nomination?

One tip for ya there, Joe: the quickest way to fix the toilet is to get your head out of it.

19
Nov
08

Leakers Feel Good About Leaking

Jonathan Alter of Newsweek is one of my faves and tonight, on Rachel Maddow, he told guest host Allison Stewart that leakers feel all fuzzy inside after reading their revealed secrets in publications (or hearing them on TV, I presume). I suppose always I thought of leakers as fearful they would be illuminated as the smelly Swiss cheese and tread lightly. It does make sense, however, that the “diva” and “rogue” Palin leakers felt some ejaculatory pleasure as their unassociated slams consumed the shallows of mainstream media.

Leakers are always all the rage – from Watergate’s Deepthroat in the 1970’s to today’s Obama transition team permeables. Leakers, however, are not homogeneous. Some are lying bastard lowlifes while others are courageous whistleblower demigods.

The public’s right to know and our cherished democratic transparency are protected by leaks – understandably, dictatorships have quite a different relationship with them. The Bush administration has run a notoriously vacuum-sealed presidency and look where that has gotten us: rendition, torture, massive tax breaks for banks, the Iraq War, warrent-less wiretapping, attacks on women’s reproductive rights, etc., etc. No leaks = no good. Silence is deadly. You get the picture.

The majority of leaks, however, are undoubtedly generated by ulterior motives, weakening their credibility at the start. Others are potentially mortally truthful. Unfortunately, the worst leak in recent history had our executive administration outing a CIA agent and endangering international intelligence networks carefully crafted by America’s best and brightest.

But other leaks are just palin – I mean plain fun:

With the tidal wave of anonymous comments from insiders knowledgeable about the goings-on inside the Palin half of the McCain campaign, I figured the truth was somewhere in between the VP candidate talking to Salter & Schmidt in naught but a towel/didn’t know Africa was a continent and the McCain camp (ahem, Nicole Wallace) mishandling her, dooming her performance from the word “you betcha.” Either way, I’m glad I won’t have to give her anymore serious thought and bulging forehead veins for a while.

The final verdict on leaks: you just never know. Grain of sand and all that. Even if they’re lies, I appreciate being on the receiving end of the majority of them – especially when they’re of the sort that makes Dick Cheney’s pacemaker work a little bit harder.

18
Nov
08

Lieberman Keeps His Chairmanship

Jerkass

Jerkass

What a fuckin’ fucker. I know, I know, the Dems need his vote and don’t want to cut their nose off to spite their face when they’re about to have an unprecedented power while our nation faces turbulent waters now and in the foreseeable future.

But he’s such a dick. It doesn’t bother me that he supported John McCain. Not a bit. What pissed my shit off is when he played politics with our troops lives by trying to introduce legislation in the Senate, along with Sen. Graham, saying that the surge was a success. It’s well documented now that the reduction in violence in Iraq had many causes, the surge being a minor one. Forcing an Obama yay or nay on that issue would have swayed voters, which is what Lieberman was hoping.

He also questioned Obama’s patriotism, trying to fear-monger a success for McCain out of the electorate.

“In my opinion, the choice could not be more clear: between one candidate, John McCain, who’s had experience, been tested in war and tried in peace, another candidate who has not,’’ Mr. Lieberman said. “Between one candidate, John McCain, who has always put the country first, worked across party lines to get things done, and one candidate who has not. Between one candidate who’s a talker, and the other candidate who’s the leader America needs as our next president.”

If Lieberman disagreed with Obama on the issues, he is obligated to say so and I support him voicing his honest opinions. But saying McCain puts country first and Obama does not was petty and partisan. I might add that Lieberman made these comments when he probably still felt he had a shot at the VP slot. He discovered, with the rest of us, that McCain does not put country first when he chose a running mate wholly unqualified to be president.

Lieberman undoubtedly mollified many of his senatorial colleagues when he expressed today that, during the heat of the campaign, he issued statement he wishes he had not.

To little, too late for me and how disappointing to watch the Dems bend over for a schmuck like Lieberman.

Connecticut, for the love of christ, vote Lieberman out in 2012. I know that’s a long time from now – and I once again have to express my extreme support for term limits – but get rid of this putz. Sure, we Texans send our fair share of knuckle-draggers over to D.C. as well, but I’m doing what I can to improve our representation. I beg of you do so as well.

Leibermanmustgo!

05
Nov
08

OBAMA WINS, BITCHES!!!

One word: hungover. I drank way too much champagne last night – way, way too much. The light from the screen is hurting my eyes… oowww. I might have to crack a beer open – hair of the dog, you know. In fact, what the hell?! Obama is President-Elect. I AM going to pop open a beer. Hang on.

Aahhhh, that’s better! And, no, I DO NOT have a drinking problem!

Obama is going to be freaking president!!

I would say I’m relieved now that the election is over, but I never really doubted he would win. Ever. Not because I wanted him to win, but because it has been his logistically for quite a while. McCain never presented a real challenge – even with the Palin bump. Obama didn’t just win because the economy tanked. He won because the pendulum has swung away from the rotted, soiled, simpleton remains of the Republican Party. He won because his campaign was damn-near perfect. Obama won because he was the right man at the right time. It was an inevitability.

Last night was electric – after Pennsylvania and then Ohio were lit blue, I said, “It’s over!” But the nervous many tried to shout down my certainty – don’t say that, baby jesus might jinx us! But, I’d had too much wine and my boisterous assertions could not be contained. Not even by baby jesus! Though the wind might blow and the tension be palpable, I cannot be stopped from shouting atop my sofa – Obama will win, goddammit, hallelujah, Obama will win!!!

And then, at 10:30 Central, the networks called if for our Main Man and my house was literally ringing with cries of inebriated jubilation – the time had come to pop the bubbly! Hell yeah, motherfuckers!!! Repubs – you can take your old, white, wrinkly, close-minded ass home. Stamp “Return to Sender” on the forehead of your retarded Alaskan mascot. Next stop: progress. Couldn’t steal this one, right-wing douches! This one belongs to us – I mean That One. And he more than doubled McCain’s electoral count. That’s what I call a bonafide, grade A, first class ASS-WHOOPIN’!

As you can tell, I’m still on my post-election high. No telling when I’m coming down, though seeing Bush’s face live on television this morning came as close to a cold shower as it gets for a person of my persuasion. Oh, what’s my persuasion? Winner. Yep, that’s what I am. A winner. A big, awesome winner. There’s a lot of us this morning and, if you’ve read most of this blog, you’re probably a big, big winner, too.

Asides:

What was surprising, however, was how close Texas was. The Obama numbers were much higher than I expected and with the racists and close-mindeds getting old and dying off, I have a real, solid hope that Texas could turn blue in the near future. No, that’s not the beer talking.

And a big, major, huge SHAME ON YOU to the voters in Florida and California who voted to pass the gay marriage ban. You prejudice, discriminatory, close-minded dickwads are all going to hell. And good riddance. I hope your genitals fall off and you are plagued with herpes of the esophogus. And I mean that with all the Christian love a non-Christian can give.

And dammit if Michelle Bachmann didn’t win. Now we have to put up with that crazy whore putting her ugly mug in front of all the cameras she can find for a couple more years. I’m warning all television outlets now that if I see her being interviewed, I will turn the channel. However far I have to reach for the remote – even if I have to get out of my chair – I will tune into alternative programming. And you can take that to the bank, yo.

I’m sad, relieved, happy, disappointed it’s over. What will I blog about next?

03
Nov
08

I’m Voting For Barack Obama

Surprise of the century, I know!

While I had been considering Nader in order to support the multi-party system, he is a unfortunately a write-in candidate here in Texas – forcing me to question the immediate efficacy of such a vote. All candidates on my sample ballot are Repub, Dem or Libertarian, so it seems the major parties here in Texas are succeeding in keeping our political choices as narrow as possible. A shame for democracy, really.

Nader’s write-in status, however, did not itself determine my vote.

The widespread efforts of Republican voter suppression did. Republicans across the nation try to have hundreds of thousands of names purged from voter lists, fight efforts to increase early voting availability (salute to Charlie Crist, middle finger to Georgia’s secretary of state) and fund disinformation campaigns to confuse and intimidate potential voters. Our saving grace this year is that the secretaries of state in Iowa, Minnesota, New Mexico, Nevada and (thank christ) Ohio are Democrat. Sorry, bitches, no Katherine Harris replay here.

Almost all voter suppression efforts originate in the nasty little minds of Republicans, who have shown election after election that they hold winning of higher import than democracy. How ridiculously wretched that Bush claims is presidential clarion call is to spread democracy when he has helped his party be an agent of democracy poisoning.

The Right likes to flail their hands in the air screaming Voter Fraud. Yet, even if quite a few false registrations were turned in, it would be an unlikely realization that those registrations would result in actual votes. Republicans – who know this – would prefer to dump thousands upon thousands of legitimate voters in order to prevent a few false votes from occurring. It is a charade. A pathetic, dishonorable, horrific charade given the historic fight to provide us with such a freedom.

I find it harder and harder to relate to the Republican Party as a whole and my respect for the organization has plummeted since my days as a freshman member of the College Republicans.

So, I’m voting for Obama – for all the regular reasons: I agree with many of his policies, I believe he would be infinitely better as president than McCain, I would rather cut off my little toe than see Sarah Palin so close to the presidency, I want to help protect civil liberties and have the utmost concern for the next three Supreme Court appointees, I believe Obama to be an extremely thoughtful man, my consideration as a voter is not just for myself, but my fellow Americans and fellow citizens of the world, Obama would be of much greater benefit to the environment, etc., etc., etc.

But, I’m also voting for Obama as a big FUCK YOU to the Republican Party. As long as they are party who practices widespread voter suppression, as long as they are a party who views fair democracy as an obstacle, as long as they are the party who would rather steal elections than win them outright and smile at the freedom those before us have earned, I will vote against them. I will raise my voice against them. I will fight them every election.

Unfortunately, Texas will send their electoral delegates to support McCain. I’m sure all of you heard that a fourth of Texans still believe Obama is a Muslim – so that gives you an idea of the political education of our fine citizenry. As of this late date, the GOP is running Jeremiah Write ads every few minutes calling Obama too radical and too risky. I’m glad they’ve decided to waste their money in this media market since they’re basically (sadly) preaching to the choir here.

So, I will vote Obama and hope he can fulfill much of what he has promised. And I’m not simply talking universal health care. I’m talking competence and consideration and even-handedness. It will be so difficult for him to achieve many of his lofty ambitions in the face of the massive destruction left by Bush and Cheney militarily, economically, in the area of checks and balances and widespread corruption at the Executive Branch.

I believe Obama will take it home tomorrow night and the majority of us can collectively breathe a sigh of relief and lift a finally-steady hand holding a glass of champagne in celebration. But I’m looking past tomorrow and at the next four years and I’m cautiously optimistic. While the Republican death squads will emerge from their mire within seconds of an Obama victory – this time the majority of the country and overwhelming numbers of global neighbors are supporting him, watching him and simply hoping.

Here we go. Just breathe. And vote. And then breathe. It’s time.

30
Oct
08

Republicans Quick to Predict Victory

Is it just me or has anyone else noticed the polarized predictions of elections results coming from the Republicans and Democrats?

In case you haven’t had a chance to watch and read endless amounts of commentary and analysis the way my ass (which really needs to work out) has, I’ll give you the condensed version:

Republicans: The polls are narrowing, we’re catching up and we’re gonna win it Tuesday, by golly, goshdarnit, suckJoecock.

Democrats: Don’t you turkeys take anything for granted. You get your ass to the poll or we’ll all be calling the crazy-ass old white man massah up in this bitch for four more years.

Yes, yes, yes, democrats are loathe to embrace hope after claiming the popular vote – but losing the White House – in 2000 and losing by a hair-thin margin in 2004.

But isn’t it telling that Republicans across the information waves are quick to paint a rosy picture of their chances on Nov. 4? Just look at the Bill O’Reilly’s interpretation of the electoral college map (posted on DailyKos):

Are you fucking kiddime me?! He has Michigan and Wisconsin and Iowa and Oregon and New Mexico as tossups!! Do you remember what I said in my last blog about the crack-smoking at FOX News HQ? I forgot to mention the opiate chaser.

Democrats will say we have a good shot, our chances are good, it’ll be really hard for John McCain to win or the second coming of Jesus Christ himself is more likely than the Republicans keeping the White House. But no one says “we’re going to win it” – “win” being the jinxable word. Psst, helloooooo, as long as we don’t say “win”, maybe we’ll win.

And the Repubs, whose candidate has more superstitions than the gray-haireds at the BINGO parlor, are saying “they’ll win” more than than they say “Obama is a socialist” and way more than they pay for sex.

What will be telling – and I wish we had a poll for this – is how many bottles of champagne are bought by Republicans or Democrats before their election-night party. That will truly illustrate just who the confident party is. I’m thinking at least 4 for mine. At least. Maybe 5. Or, like, 15. And cigars.




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