**gag, I’m watching Roland Burris being sworn in.
The recent media blitzes by outgoing #43 (thank christ) and national spokesperson for “keep your ass in school” Sarah Palin have confirmed that the Alaska governor is a spectacularly enhanced version of our ridiculous monkey of a president. Yes, yes, they share fallacious confidence, lack of introspection, intellectual impotence, devotion to ideology over reality and inability to comprehend and utilize 8th grade English language skills. In short, they are bone-heads. They just don’t “get it.”
And that’s something everyone can understand. It’s easy to spot. Bill Clinton “just didn’t get it” that you’re not supposed to stick cigars up interns’ no-no special places when you’re president.Larry Craig “just doesn’t get it” that we all know he’s a closet-gay who wanted some innocent, anonymous, illegal fudge-packing. We get it. They don’t.
That Bush and Palin just don’t get “it” is as obvious as the fact that Dick Cheney’s soul has already departed to the nether-regions of the after-life.
A few examples:
During the Jan. 13 interview with Larry King, our president – yes, it’s hard to believe he is – said, “And they say, well, why didn’t the Bush administration connect the dots? And then we started putting tools in place within the law to connect the dots. And then after we got far enough away from September the 11th, they said why are you connecting the dots, you know?”
What?? Are you a fucking idiot?! Oh, yes, that’s right. You are. It’s widely accepted as fact. You just don’t get it.
No one, not one pinky of any person ever questioned why Bush’s administration was “connecting the dots” after 9/11. No one. Perhaps they were wondering why Bush was lying about the dots. Or using the dots to justify a war of choice. Sure, many of us questioned his abandonment of the Geneva Conventions in areas such as torture and prisoners of war. But connecting the dots? Nope. Nuhuh.
The statement is one of the most asinine statements the man has uttered recently, and that’s saying a lot.
And then there’s Palin. Pah-fucking Palin. Who has been running her mouth far and wide while her constituents freeze and starve and need some damn birth control. This governor, who couldn’t make it through a Katie Couric interview, yet somehow thinks she’s capable of being president of the United States, complaining of her media treatment, said, “Even hard news sources, credible news sources — the comment about, you can see Russia from Alaska. You can! You can see Russia from Alaska. Something like that — a factual statement that was taken out of context and mocked — what you have to do is let that go.”
She doesn’t get it. No one was disputing the views from Alaska’s shores. The “credible news sources” were questioning Palin’s use of Russia’s vicinity to Alaska as foreign policy credentials. And her inability to consistently speak in complete sentences.
All I am saying, good people of America, is that as we say good-bye to one bastion of imbecility, let’s not let another one – a worse one – in the door. Even you ladies in Florida who were spotlighted on one of the news channels during your coffee and prayer group get-together saying that Palin would fit right in with you. I don’t want you as president or senator or in any elected office for that matter. You shouldn’t want you either.
Let’s let go of wanting politicians who are like us and demand politicians who are better than us. No more foolish, evolution-questioning cusses who would score lower than most of us on standardized tests. Please. Alaska, are you in?
An anonynmous, pathetic, bored blogger who is grateful as hell that there’s only 5 days to go before this nightmare is over.
and P.S. To Laura Bush who said to Larry King that she was upset some of the ridicule of her husbans was personal, I say, that the people who died in the Superdome after Katrina took it personally. And the soldiers who have died for your husbands war of choice have taken it personally. Your husband mistook this country for an autocracy and has wrought havoc that will last generations. You sit by him with your blind confidence in the righteousness of his leadership as I suppose you have to. But your penance is to listen to the heartache he as caused America and you will have to listen to it the rest of your days. I don’t pity you an ounce.