Holy Shit! The Longhorns just beat the Sooners! I thought our asses were going to be handed to us! Wooooohoooooooooooooooo!!!! Ten point lead over those sonsabitches!!! Yeehaw, beeyotch!!! Good job, guys – you made my college football season! It’s time for a beer! Oh wait – I’m already drinking one!!
okay, i’m done.