Anti-McCain Funnies

Alright, kids – since my Top Ten Anti-McCain Slogans are such a popular read (but written last May), I decided

Pants On Fire, Beeyotch!

Pants On Fire, Beeyotch!

to provide an updated version to give us a laugh as the race gets tighter and many despondent Democrats ponder the edge of cliffs should McCain emerge the victor November 5.

It’s just too easy to make fun of McStupid and his sidekick, Moosegirl. So, I’m jumping in. Here goes and, Obama Camp, I hope you can draw some inspiration from these efforts:

Top-ten Anti-McCain Funnies:

10. Sarah Palin? Well, that’s what you get when you raffle off the vice presidency at a county fair.

9. Say hello to John McCain and goodbye to $Ben Franklin$.

8. McCain’s Fantasy Supreme Court: James Dobson, Jerry Falwell, Tony Perkins, Rick Warren, Joe Lieberman, Rudy Giuliani, Karl Rove, Pinocchio, Pandora, A Genie, baby jesus, and Jack Bauer.

7. McCain: Because truth is only an obstacle.

6. Sarah Palin: The Jessica Simpson of politics.

5. McCain: The Middle Class can suck it.

4. Palin for VP? Apparently, there’s a hidden crack epidemic in America.

3. If you vote for John McCain, your genitals will shrivel up and fall off.

2. Electing McCain during a recession? Hmmm. You know when you spit into the wind and it hits you in the eye and grosses you out so much you puke, and the sound of it makes your friend puke too and before long everybody’s puking like in Stand By Me? Yeah. It’s like that.

1. McCain: It’s like opposite day every day.

BONUS: Palin – Because Paul Bunyan wasn’t available. And fictional. Just like McCain’s campaign…

Bonus II: McCain – You can be anything you want to be as long as you’re a prisoner of war and divorce your wife to marry an heiress first.

UPDATE: Anti-McCain Slogans II, Anti-McCain Slogans III (McCAin’s Fantasy Cabinet Included)


8 Responses to “Anti-McCain Funnies”

  1. September 16, 2008 at 9:58 pm

    That’s really funny. Thanks for taking the time to put this together. Here’s my favorite and it would make a great bumper sticker.

    McCain: Because truth is only an obstacle.

  2. 2 Rob
    September 17, 2008 at 12:13 pm

    McCain: Because being old & deaf is a great excuse for not hearing what the country is telling you.

  3. 3 Rob
    September 17, 2008 at 12:14 pm

    or better yet, a slight twist:

    McCain: Because being old and deaf is the perfect excuse for not hearing what reality is saying.

  4. September 23, 2008 at 10:33 am

    damn, temi! yours is way better than mine… i’m no good at the graphics thing, but do it anyway. it makes me laugh out loud.

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