Note to the Clintons and the Clinton Crackheads

This blog calls for an ice-cold beverage. Since I’m drinking one while writing, I expect you to be drinking one while reading. Preferably alcoholic, but that should go without saying. Unless you’re reading this at work, in which case I simply say: you poor, poor bastard.

Firstly, let me just mention that McCain economic adviser and ousted CEO of HP Carly Fiorina told Andrea Mitchell today on MSNBC that she had recently met with Hillary supporters in Pennsylvania, including one of CLINTON’S BROTHERS, who were considering the switch to McCain.

Secondly, Pennsylvania Governor Ed Rendell said yesterday that the media coverage of Obama during the primary was “embarrassing” and “MSNBC was the official network of the Obama campaign.”

Lastly, a group of Hillary supporters calling themselves PUMAS (Party Unity My Ass) is staging a protest outside the Denver Convention holding McCain signs.

Now do you see why I think we both need a cold beverage?

To The Clinton Crackheads:

McCain’s policies are drastically different than Clinton’s and his administration would echo Bush’s rather than imitate a Clinton’s. You should know this and probably do. The problem, however, is that your head is stuck in your uterus. Instead of wanting a president with character, you simply wanted a woman president. You probably wouldn’t bat an eye if it was Leona Helmsley before you rather than Hillary.

I want a woman president as well, and I am sure I we will have one soon. Hillary, however, lacks judgment and character and just a bit of good research will illustrate this. Might I recommend Carl Bernstein’s A Woman In Charge?

The media coverage Hillary received was negative because she was negative. Claiming McCain would make a better president than Obama was reprehensible and an obviously invaluable tool for the Repubs. So, the media covered it, as they should. Hillary lost way too many primaries too early to be a viable candidate and led an intensely dysfunctional campaign. So, the media covered it, as they should. Hillary told 60 Minutes Obama was not a Muslim as far as she knew. The media covered that bullshit, too.

They also heaped coverage on the Jeremiah Wright issue. They drenched airtime with the sound bite of Michelle Obama saying she was proud of her country for the first time. We heard no end of Obama’s guns and religion comment.

Hillary’s media coverage was due to her behavior and her comments and unyielding ambition over judgment. So, stop blaming the media – it’s too Clinton-cliché. Why don’t you do something original and hold your candidate accountable for her actions.

Your inability to “turn the page” this far into the game with the stakes this high speaks to your judgment and it is easy to understand why you would want the Clintons back in the White House. They’re like you. Poor judgment, unaccountable, irresponsible and self-centered.

The idea that any of you would vote for McCain and want the Supreme Court stacked with more right-wing, civil liberty killers disgusts me. The idea that you would use the vote people died for as a revenge tactic is so distasteful, the awesome beer I’m drinking right now is barely washing the flavor out.

Shame on you. You’re worse than any uninformed voter or straight-ticket Republican. You are not helping progress this country past the deep wounds of Bush and Cheney, but trying to entrench us in a widening wealth gap, worsening environment, increasing isolationism, and freedom poisoning fate. You’re despicable.

To The Clintons:

Stop playing the victim. You are not the victim. You do not own the Democratic Party and you never will. Your self-centered obsession is hurting the Democratic chances to get this country back on track.

Bill, you are a condescending, megalomaniacal narcissist. Your tone and message in the early weeks of 2008 permanently switched my vote to Obama. Your actual words cost your wife my vote. Not the media’s coverage of your words. Not any imaginary Obama claims of racism you continue to harbor. Your words. I could not imagine your worldwide boning once again giving the Republican Death Squad ammunition. I did not want Bush/Clinton/Bush/Clinton to be the reflection of our democratic culture. I just want you to go away.

Hillary, you admit you are not doing all you can to help Obama. You simply stated you were doing more than anyone in your position had done before. Well, boo-fucking-hoo! Get over it. This is not about you or your feelings. This is about record foreclosures and credit crises and wire-tapping and birth-control being labeled abortion and assaults on endangered species and offshore drilling and getting the fuck away from Bush and McSame.

If the whispers that you want Obama to fail so you can run again in 2012 are true – and I do not believe them – let me give you a little dose of reality. The percentage of voters who want Obama to win far, far outnumber the bitter supporters still hanging to the erroneous notion you were robbed. I warned during primary season you should clean up your act, lest you be blamed for a Democratic failure in November. And what do you think will happen if Obama falls short? It’s on your shoulders. You handed the Republicans a playbook against Obama and now you and your husband are flaming the divisive flames with your insincere support of Obama.

You will be blamed if Obama loses and the rallies against you if you run in 2012 will be large. Let go of your ridiculous ownership of the Democratic Party and do what’s right for your country. If you’re worried about your legacy, the best way to rectify the image you damaged is to pull out all the stops for Obama. I don’t think you’ll do it. I think you too selfish for the high-road.

You did yourselves in and until you realize your own actions led to your downfall, you will never fully be able to reclaim the glory you once enjoyed. Of course, it’s clear glory was all you ever cared about. Why not giving a shit for the actual state of the nation for once?

Time to get another beer. I sincerely hope I do not have to blog on this topic again.


4 Responses to “Note to the Clintons and the Clinton Crackheads”

  1. 1 Marc
    August 26, 2008 at 11:55 am

    I’ve tangled with the PUMA crackheads a few times in the past, and the one thing they do say is that they are not, in fact, feminists.

    Many of the professional politician hillary diehards are feminists, but the ground level Hillary nuts aren’t. I can’t discern an ideology outside of “Hate Barack.” They agree with the platform on the issues, will maintain their support of hillary is not just because she’s a woman, etc…

    I’m not generally one to use the race card, and I’m not gonna say for sure whether or not this pertains…

    But I read a good article a while ago (the author and publisher not unknown to my mind) which basically said PUMA was a representation of a discomfort with a transition of societal roles among race. Basically they are the last hold outs of abolitionist who said equal rights for blacks but not equal station. That many Americans had become very comfortable with both giving blacks full rights to vote, take part in society, and have them be welfare recipients, criminals, or low class pity cases. That black politicians are only intended to support black wards and speak to a sort of black nationalism that Jackson espouses; that the idea of an elevated black speaking outside of the content of race freaks them out.

    May or may not be the case, I’m not the one to take these things as truth without some sociological evidence, but it sounds plausible to me.

  2. August 26, 2008 at 3:49 pm

    marc – very interesting topic indeed. it makes sense that most pumas are simply about hating barack, though in my experience many of the older, older women are broken-hearted that hillary didn’t make it over the line. i’m not sure if they are pumas, but i think many of them are holding out so far.

    Rep. Loretta Sanchez said today she hasn’t endorsed Barack Obama because she hasn’t received a call from his campaign asking her for her vote. I could have strangled her. This country has gone to hell in a handbasket over the last eight years and she’s so self-centered she needs an actual call from the campaign. Cause they’re not busy enough! The misplaces priorities of these Hillary holdouts is ridiculous. I hope Sanchez’ district took notice of her self-involvement.

  3. 3 Wasaff
    August 27, 2008 at 3:11 pm

    I saw that sorry excuse for a representative saying that crap too… screw Sanchez and the horse she rode in on. What is the deal with taking care of Hillary’s campaign debt anyways, maybe she shouldn’t have talked so much shit! You can tell these PUMAS are not serious about fixing America. GET OVER IT PEOPLE, that evil beeyatch lost.

  4. August 27, 2008 at 3:53 pm

    Hillary just told all her delegates she releases them and they all booed. I’m so over this. Turn the page. I say we ship the PUMAs to Afghanistan to hunt down Bin Laden. If they really want to help the country and seem to be able to smell a wiener they don’t like a mile away, they’ll get him within a week. At least that would be contributing instead of pitching fits, throwing sand, and trying to doom the rest of us to four more years of McBush. They suck.

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