Rummy Declines to Endorse McCain

Looks like there’s dissent in the dysfunctional elderly Republican sandbox. When asked by The Hill whether he would support McFlipflop for president, former disastrous Defense Secretary Donald Rumsfeld would not offer an answer.

Afterwards, lightning struck the former SoD when he claimed he was not following the election and instead focusing on his private foundation. Not following the election. And I’m a size 2.

Rummy was not injured by the lightning strike. Apparently, he built up an immunity to lightning strikes during his latest White House cabinet tenure whenever discussing the Iraq War.

rumsfeld cast

This photo, taken in July 2002, shows the bandaging required during Rumsfeld’s testifying before the Senate Armed Services Committee. The explanation given for the cast was “arthritis surgery.” We know the truth.

According to a Senate investigation, it was during this time that Rumsfeld started to research the use of waterboarding, stress positions and sensory deprivation.


2 Responses to “Rummy Declines to Endorse McCain”

  1. 1 Marc
    June 19, 2008 at 1:20 pm

    I would have figured you for a size 2. You write skinny.

  2. June 19, 2008 at 1:35 pm

    a marc, what a kind comment. may the IPU bless you. alas, my alcohol intake (microbreweries rock) precludes me from joining The Skinny Bitches of America. i would say perhaps one day my time will come, but i’m a foodie as well and they’d have to pry Tex-Mex fare, grilled meats, crawfish bisque and all things chocolate from my cold, dead hands before i’d ever truly abandon my culinary loves.

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