Hell No Hillary for VP!!

With all this talk of the possibility of Hillary as VP, Hillary demanding to be VP, Leni Davis and Robert Johnson (as in, the founder of BET) pushing for Obama to ask her to be VP, I just have to add my two cents. I had another blog in mind for today, but this topic begs – no demands! – a response. Even Jimmy Carter, the gold-medal diplomat of our time, can’t hold his tongue behind those big, mamba jamba lips.

Barack, for the love of everything holy, do not, under any circumstances or for any reason pick Hillary as your vice presidential candidate. Don’t even do it as an olive branch under the strident assurances that she will not accept. You don’t owe it to her. You don’t owe it to her voters.

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I say this knowing you won’t pick her and knowing she wouldn’t accept. But, still, let’s have a little chatty-chat, let’s ruminate and ponder this little political gem that has all the pundit gums flapping.

Again, you don’t owe it her. In fact, she doesn’t even deserve the consideration – for more reasons than just the fact she’s being self-righteous even in loss. I’m going to tell my future children tales of her as an example of how not to comport yourself. “There once was this cackly old lady with a blond mullet who wanted to be a dictator, but – alas, she was born in a land of democracy. She claimed to want to save the children of the world and give them lollipops. But, there were these other adults who thought it would be better to give the children tootsie rolls. So she tried to poison the other adults with her pottymouth! Still, they were smarter than she was and erected a forcefield of cleverness called Change and Hope. People liked the other adults more, so the bad lady was mad and said mean things about speeches. She tried to cheat and even say everyone liked her more! It was a shameful lie in the light of day and, finally, the bad mullet lady was shunned to the gaol of no respect. It was the greatest and worst political theater of all time that threatened democratic possibilities in the most dire of circumstances. It’s why mommy has gray hair and a bad liver.”

Yeah, I’m the next Dr. Seuss. Moving on:

Hillary’s 18 million voters are not all die-hard women. First of all, it irks me to hear over and over again that women are one of her solid demographic supporters. I would urge commentators to specify OLD women as one of her solid demographics. Us young females are not. We’re happy to hold the exit door open for her, if you know what I mean. Also, while many voted for her, I submit that the majority have already embraced the Obama nomination. In other words, all this talk of her “assets” is so much like the Bush talk of “political capital.” It’s bullshit. Time heals all wounds and after everyone hears the policies of McFlipFlop, as well as his terrible speeches (which sound like he’s reading from a cereal box), as well as the debates, they will vote for Obama. As gas, milk and bread prices continue to shock, Hillary’s voters will abandon their little islands of bitterness and head for the mainland of political common sense.

She does not wield this power of the masses that is paramount to an Obama win in November. I disagree with the premise entirely. Her voters are not simple, mindless zombie followers. They’re democrats and most of them are reasonable.

Other reasons:

  • She has expressed McCain is a better candidate for president than Obama. Won’t it be lovely to see the RNC play that clip over and over during the general campaign if he picks her?
  • Governing with her would be pure hell. There’s a reason Spitzer chose blind ole adulterer Patterson as his lieutenant. You want the VP to be beneficial, but not powerful. (Remember, the Bush/Cheney dynamic is an anomaly)
  • Worse than Bill as First Gentleman or whatever, would be Bill as Second Gentleman. Then he would really feel free to grab as much poon around NY and DC as the viagra popper can handle – while simultaneously lecturing on policy. Just look at the man.

bill clinton womanizer

I could go on and on, but really, he’s not going to pick her. Caroline Kennedy-Schlossberg is on the committee to help chose the VP nominees and she’ll help Obama make the best decision.

Last comment reserved for Joan Walsh: You should be labeled “Clinton supporter” when you choose to air your opinions on television. Your commentary is one-sided as you see what you wish rather than assessing events as they are. It’s not a big deal. We all do that. But call a spade a spade. Your analysis is biased and should be labeled as such. Plus, quit tilting your head when you speak and getting all pissy when people disagree with you. It’s annoying.


6 Responses to “Hell No Hillary for VP!!”

  1. 1 goodtimepolitics
    June 4, 2008 at 5:54 pm

    Obama better be careful..there was 18 million voters that supported Hillary R. Clinton and thats more votes than Obama got! He better not upset those Hillary supporters by saying no to her! If he does you can say good bye Obama!

  2. 2 Meredith
    June 4, 2008 at 6:59 pm

    good comment. except for the comments i wrote in an earlier blog in which i point out that puerto rico and guam don’t vote in the general election AND michigan doesn’t count (if obama had campaigned in michigan with its large african-american and college populations, he would have won) AND those 18 million votes you quote don’t count caucuses. so here all the hillary people are talking about counting michigan, yet they don’t want caucus votes to be considered. hmmmmm. and, as i said, not all those 18 million supporters are die-hards. only a few are. let’s consider all circumstances, not just this 18 million voter mumbo-jumbo. the logic is faulty on a whole heckofalotta fronts.

  3. 3 Marc
    June 5, 2008 at 10:33 am

    Yes Meredith, out of the 8 possible scenarios for the popular vote counting (count michigan, don’t cunt michigan, count florida/don’t count florida, etc….) Obama wins 7 out of 8 of those popular vote counts. Poblano has a fun way of measuring it here:


    However, I don’t think Hilary is an awful VP choice as ar as picking a politician; i find that those people who repudiate her candidacy for that spot based on a grudge are a bit silly.

    That said, I don’t think she’s the best choice. However, her existence and pressure for the situation complicates things incredibly, so i think we should just sit this out and let cool heads prevail. After all, no one has ever picked VP prior to the nominating convention, why should they now?

    And at the end of the day, I think Obama is fairly committed to picking whoever he wants. After all there were a number of times he could of caved to a hilary demand throughout the primaries, and he just didn’t. Why would he now. If he picks her its because he’s weighed all the scenarios and determined she’s the best.

  4. 4 Bill Sharp
    June 11, 2008 at 9:14 am

    The stupidest Barack could do is pick Hill Force 1 for vp. We Republicans who crossed over and voted for him will cross back over in a minute if this happens. I know he is smarter than this.

  5. June 11, 2008 at 9:29 am

    Tell ’em, Bill!

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