Apparently, some Methodists aren’t quite as giddy as little girls over Bushie’s plans to build his presidential library at SMU. hehe. That’s funny.
As a resident of Fort Worth, though far away enough from Dallas not to be burned by the evil rays of bad karma the president undoubtedly emits, I am constantly in consternation of how frequently to toilet-paper Bush’s new digs. Placing a flaming bag of dog poo on his doorstep is, of course, another option I’m weighing all the possibilities and if any of you who live in the vicinity would like to participate in the effort, please let me know.
And I know you Methodists can be very spirited, so – just fyi – if you’re real good and pissed about such a disgraceful institution as Bush’s library (isn’t that an oxymoron. i mean, really, has the man read a book beyond the “Clifford” series?) being established on your turf, you just let Meredith know. No vigilante justice is too juvenile in my book! I’m loaded with tactics I perfected in my not-so-long-ago youth.